This post should be a perfect mashup of all things funny, unusual and otherwise uncategorizable (new word that I know isn’t a real word, thank you very much spellchecker). And when I say all things, I really only mean the collection of things I have assembled for this particular week.
First things first however, it is once again time for the SBC Blog Madness to make its appearance on literally dozens of computers around the world. After narrowly missing advancement to the second round last year, I have renewed hope of advancing to the round of sixteen this year. Mostly because they have removed all of the big-name SBC celebrity types in favor of guys like me with a handful of faithful readers and a plethora of occasional visitors who show up once and may never come back again. And yes, I do know what plethora means.
Please take the time to go and vote for this blog. You will find it near the bottom of the post as the first blog listed in the Golden Gate Regional. At last check, I was sitting in second place in my region, with two other blogs just one vote back and the leader just a few votes ahead. This year’s winner gets a place in the blog feed at the top of the main page at SBC Voices. Thanks for your support.
Now on to the crazy story. I am not sure that I would ever be willing to do something this insane, but I bet the view is awesome. This guy is talking about breaking the sound barrier in free fall. I remember reading all of the problems that the sound barrier caused for planes back in the WWII era (usually breaking it unintentionally and crashing) and after the war as they attempted to do it on purpose and crashed a lot too. This might be fun, but it would be too dangerous for my blood.
I got a huge kick out of this letter that is apparently going viral. It was written by a grade-school kid to a local weatherman who had come to speak at his school. There is a bit about offering donuts served by unicorns that is pretty funny, but this part steals the show:
In full praise, Flint said Ramon was ‘more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while engulfed in flames’.
Flint added: ‘And in case you didn’t know that’s pretty dang sweet.’
The letter also includes a drawing on the reverse of a unicorn presenting an enthroned figure with the words ‘your doughnuts, Master’.
The story at the Daily Mail also includes the picture from the letter, and it is worth looking at too. I think I am going to have to find a way to work in this totally awesome compliment at some point in my life. I might have to modify it just a little bit. How about this: you guys who keep coming back to read this blog are better than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made of duct tape riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber horn that keeps the donuts warm for you before he serves them to you with chocolate sauce to dip them in. If you didn’t know it already, that is pretty high praise.
Seriously, thanks to all of you who come here to read the blog, whether it be frequent visitors or random read-by visitors. To close us out, I just want to share with you a joke that my friend Eric told me on the phone a few days ago. Unless I misunderstood him, it was made up by one of his boys.
Why does the toilet paper roll downhill?
To get to the bottom.
You can’t get comedy like that just anywhere. Enjoy your Friday and have a restful Sabbath.